Life Among the Savages

Broing gripe

Miracle Whip is not an actual condiment. It is crap. There is only one time when I want the tangy zip of Miracle Whip on anything.

A grilled cheese sandwich. I am the only one in the house who eats them. My children have no appreciation. Ergo, I am the only one in the house who uses the Miracle Whip.

I purchase the smallest possible container of Miracle Whip, as I do not have grilled cheese very often. Read, two or three times a year. I am willing to risk food poisoning. As I said, I am the only one who has the crud.

And yet.

I am going to blame my neurotic husband for the fact that there is no Miracle Whip in the house while I sit here with my surgically altered american cheese (it must cover from crust to crust), two slices of wheat sandwich bread and frying pan. What the hey? I have to use mayonaisse? Why?

This has also happened the last two times I have tried to make myself a grilled cheese. He can't leave the friggin' Miracle Whip alone in its little jar to rot in the fridge. The refridgerated cookie dough, which takes up much more space, however, has sat in the fridge on the top shelf for over four months.

drat.

by tempe on 1/12/2007 12:37:57 PM, 6 comments

Submitted by BeautifulFreak at 1/12/2007 1:49:13 PM

Submitted by kat at 1/12/2007 2:02:16 PM

i don't use alot of miracle whip or mayo... so when i am at someplace like bread company, i take an extra packet or two to keep around (no refridgeration needed!) when you don't use it real often, it's a good solution.

Submitted by hubby at 1/12/2007 2:05:43 PM

It's true. I go OCD on the fridge about once a month.

Submitted by Chris at 1/12/2007 2:57:33 PM

You should try making a grilled cheese using shredded cheese (Mild Cheddar is my pref, but YMMV). You get much better melt-age and coverage than slice cheese...

Submitted by coherentlight at 1/22/2007 2:48:44 PM

Submitted by Kevin at 1/23/2007 1:34:17 PM

I'm pretty sure it's impossible for Miracle Whip to go bad since I don't think there are any organic ingredients.

Comments

#1: I totally agree with not skipping grades. Ben's dad wanted to do that with him and I refused to let it happen. School is about more than academics. There's a lot of social interaction/learning going on, too, that won't happen if you leave your peer group. Ben may disagree but I'd still stand by my decision.
#2: Perhaps she has inherited some of her math challenges from me. God knows what would happen to me without a calculator. Simple addition sometimes alludes me. They make fun of me at work about it. Really.
#3: Never be embarrassed standing up for your kid. How else will you know what's going on?
#4: That's my granddaughter! I brag about her all the time. :)

8/12/2008 10:29:24 PM

I was SO embarrassed.

:P

8/12/2008 9:29:57 PM

I noticed at the campground when she would mention you she called you mom instead or mommy. Shes growning up.

7/5/2008 8:43:06 PM

my gals just finished kindy and could do all of the things you mentioned. not all of the kids in their class could, though. their teacher was fantastic about giving them the appropriate work and even had them in reading groups with 1st grade teachers (separately.) when i taught music, i had kindergartners who didn't know colors and letters when my 18 month olds did. it was wild, but it's proven that if parents don't engage with their kids, they may not know as much. i don't mean flash cards, but answering questions when asked, asking them leading questions about the things around them, and talking about what you are doing step by step while you do it. a lot of parents don't do these things.

6/23/2008 9:55:01 PM

I felt the same way walking through the preschool fair last year. They all told us what their curriculum consisted of as far as preparation for kindergarten and I just kept thinking "My kid can read on a 1st-2nd grade level and you're going to make him sit through learning his letters?" If I were you, I would bring up your concerns with Becca's kindergarten teacher when the time comes, just for your own peace of mind. It sounds like Becca is definitely ahead of the game and it would suck to have her held back by other kids. Most school districts have gifted programs, but they don't start until a year or two later, unfortunately.

Just let the teacher know your concerns and if she can't accommodate Becca's needs, keep climbing the ladder until you find someone who does (principal, superintendent, etc). Just like a learning disabled kid with an IEP, they are legally bound to meet gifted/advanced children's educational needs.

6/6/2008 5:09:35 PM

Not that I'm biased or anything but I think Becca is advanced for five as well. I've been wondering since the kindergarten talk started just what would there for her.
And that back scratching thing? Totally gross and highly inappropriate. But might explain your mindset a bit.

6/6/2008 2:52:47 PM

Okay. The back scratching thing? That's screwed up. I can't imagine rewarding a kid by making them rub on me. Gheez. Also, Dear God. Blegh.

I'm thinking specifically about Meredith here: Although she knows all colors, letters, numbers, shapes, etc., I'm not sure she would be able to go through a magazine and cut out pictures that start with a certain letter. (She is the first to admit that she can't read or write.)

I do think that Becca is advanced for five.

6/6/2008 2:15:26 PM

I’m going around to all the St. Louis area bloggers/freelancers to let them know about our new book by two local authors, the Historic Photos of St. Louis by Jean Gosebrink and Adele Heagney. We’d love to send you a complimentary copy for possible review consideration on your blog of this book. This title is done in a large 10x10 format and all images used are culled from several archives that represent rare or never before seen photos of St. Louis. We’re trying to get the word out to local folks, so I hope you don’t mind me dropping you a line to let you know about our books!

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5/9/2008 2:45:27 PM

I'm late to comment, but it's so beautiful! To think that what I'm doing with my socks could be translated into something so gorgeous! It's not for me yet, but something to aspire to. Good Work!!

5/2/2008 11:46:26 PM

So pretty! Love the vampire pose, BTW.

Baby wore his pretty green hat on his first outing to the zoo on Monday. I'll post pictures if I ever get my site fixed.

4/30/2008 6:47:47 AM

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