You would think being able to lie in bed and surf on the laptop would be nicely convienient,t wouldn’t you?  Nope.  A couple of reasons.  Carpal tunnel being one of the first in the mornings.  Were you aware that carpal tunnel is a side-effect of pregnancy?  Wasn’t one I was previously aware of.  Just the general body swelling concentrates on the nerve and bingo!  Makes the typing difficult.  It does ease up over the course of the day, just to start fresh the next morning.

Next, the laptop doesn’t stay still.  Now the laptop has a decent weight to it.  Rebecca is outweighed by the laptop.  Therefore, she can only rock it, not actually kick it off.  Not to say she doesn’t try.  So then I have the laptop moving on me, and the feeling of being kicked inside, with a hard surface against it which helps to intensify the sensation.  Lucky me.  It is pretty cool, just a tad inconvienient as I said.

Apparently Martha Stewart Living tv show has been on for 10 years now.  Interesting.

So I had planned to paint the dresser that Ben built and hopefully paint the bedroom for Rebecca today.  I don’t think I’m going to make both.  Something about the fact that I have cleared nothing out of the room to make it possible to paint in there.  Some could view this as a problem.  Also, I have to make a Wal-Mart run for supplies first.  It’s 10 am.  I haven’t gotten out of bed yet.  And I tend to find Martha Stewart Living addictive.  She just said that she has seen plenty of men in their underwear.  Plenty.  Too many.  Now we are supposed to think of Martha as some sort of sex-goddess?  I think I will pass. 

After Martha is Montel.  He is decent.  Sometimes he has a different show, but mostly its “who’s the daddy?”  I should feel sorry for idiot floozies who sleep with multiple males within a one week or less period?  Hey, if you want to sleep with a lot of different people, fine.  I don’t really care, it doesn’t affect me.  Just try to have the common sense to use a semi-effective birth control method.  The cervical mucus one isn’t 100%. 

With the cervical mucus method, they also check cervical position and basal temps.  Think about it.  Every day you are sticking your fingers up yourself to see where your cervix feels like sitting that day.  Then you bring your fingers out and see how far the cervical mucus will stretch before it snaps.  Maybe its good for you if you are the type of person who likes to play around with their boogers to begin with.  Amazing the birth control methods you learn when trying to get knocked up.