Funny is when your husband asks you, completely serious, ‘I’m going to be 31 on my birthday, right?’, said birthday being 2 days away.

I started laughing.  He asked me to subtract 2005 from 1974 so he would know how old he is.  Again, completely serious.  I made him wait a good 15 minutes before I would tell him.

It’s bad when you don’t know your own age.